If you blink those eyes at me again I'll know that your scared but you don't have to fear the other side I'll just met you there.-¡MayDay! R.E.M.
Hardcore Bitch
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
soulja boy tell em
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imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
wtf how do i tuck myself in and read to myself can someone say loser
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Parkway Drive
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
omfg
I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.
someone wall of death with me at the equator
I’ll wall of death with you at the equator.
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Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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